I want to write a movie just so I can have an excuse to put this on the soundtrack.


So I liked this movie rather a lot.

So I liked this movie rather a lot.


awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Tom Waits, David Bowie and Bette Midler

Going to live inside this picture now ok bye

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Tom Waits, David Bowie and Bette Midler

Going to live inside this picture now ok bye



donniaandjokesy:

sircolfer:

colfersaurusrex:

expertcosmotips:

actual idea from cosmopolitan magazine

How do you even propose this kind of thing?
“Honey I have the sexiest idea.”“O rly what is it?” “I have a donut and… I want you to put your dick in it.” “I… wait, what?” “Fuck the donut, bitch.”

#DONUT TRY THIS AT HOME

donniaandjokesy:

sircolfer:

colfersaurusrex:

expertcosmotips:

actual idea from cosmopolitan magazine

How do you even propose this kind of thing?

“Honey I have the sexiest idea.”
“O rly what is it?”
“I have a donut and… I want you to put your dick in it.”
“I… wait, what?”
“Fuck the donut, bitch.”

#DONUT TRY THIS AT HOME

(via shtozen)


5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]


5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011

Many of these are terrible.

(via unsoundmethods)


I’ve only been saying this exact same thing for years.  Fuck Grandpa Joe.

(via pleatedjeans)


queenazteca:

I, too, believe.

bohemea:

Prometheus HD Trailer

I BELIEVE IN YOU RIDLEY SCOTT! Let Fassy be your new Crowe!

OH GOD OH GOD I CANNOT WAIT



I think I’ve been to this concert.

I think I’ve been to this concert.

(via dataangel)